Movie, 2026
Garchaster's Cornblade
109 min, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Cast
20 creditedLJ
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
AH
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
CP
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
MM
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
XM
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
MF
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
MW
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
ND
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Trailers & teasers
1 clips
Details
DirectorKasper Meltedhair
WritersKasper Meltedhair
Runtime109 min
ReleasedSun, Aug 16, 2026
