Frank Sidebottom's Proper Telly Show

Frank offers a chance to win a pickled Raphael Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle; expects Liam Frost to make an Airfix model in 20 minutes; asks Antonio Fargas how much he paid for his fishing rod; goes on a Magical Timperley tour; shows part 1 of his animated Frank's World series; and has his guests accompany him on Great Big Zoo Scrapbook.

Frank offers 20-year-old milk as a competition prize; goes to a sci-fi convention at G-MEX; hears a song from I am Kloot; shows the second episode of Frank's World; and duets with Sally Lindsay on Space is Ace.

Frank puts Paul Ryder to work on his Terrahawks colouring book; asks David Soul if he's done his Christmas shopping; harangues people with a megaphone at a Christmas market; performs as Freddie Mercury, Elvis, and Morrissey in stop-motion, and sings Hit the North with Little Mark E. Smith.

Frank eats out-of-date sweet cigarettes; makes Rowetta do a jigsaw whilst being watched by a Stormtrooper; finds out if Iain Lee can do knock-knock jokes in Swahili, and sings about Star Wars.

Frank experiences technical difficulties; visits the set of a Badly Drawn Boy video in Chorlton; sings about how Timperley is Really Fantastic; and does not interview Paul McCartney. Frank's World gets weird.

Frank, stranded on a pantomime desert island, sings a couple of songs, dresses as Father Christmas, and learns that Little Frank wants to be reincarnated as Toilet Duck.