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Series · 2002–2006Ended

Puppets Who Kill

6.6·4 seasons·53 episodes·30 min avg.

Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.

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Pilot
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Oct 4, 2002
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Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
Oct 11, 2002

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

03
Cuddles Goes To Jail
Cuddles Goes To Jail
Oct 18, 2002

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

04
Buttons Goes To Court
Buttons Goes To Court
Oct 25, 2002

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

05
Bill's Brain
Bill's Brain
Oct 31, 2002

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

06
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Nov 8, 2002

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

07
Rocko's Telethon
Rocko's Telethon
Nov 15, 2002

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

08
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Nov 22, 2002

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

09
Dan's Crush
Dan's Crush
Nov 29, 2002
10
Dan The Greeter
Dan The Greeter

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

11
Cuddles Gets Laid
Cuddles Gets Laid
Dec 13, 2002

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

12
Dan's Umbrella
Dan's Umbrella
Dec 20, 2002

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

13
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
Dec 27, 2002
14
The Payback
The Payback
Jan 3, 2003

Cast

4 credited
Dan Redican
Dan Barlow
Bob Martin
Cuddles
Gord Robertson
Bill
JR
James Rankin
Buttons

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