This Is Not Happening

TJ Miller gets extremely raw as he shares the story of the time he had a seizure and met his first "proxy."

Ari Shaffir goes a little overboard with the drugs at a UFC fight.

Sean Patton tells the story of the time he managed to get gay bashed.

Julia Lillis talks about the time she went to the ends of the earth for true love. Or something like it.

Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.

Harley Morenstein tells the story of the time he got really jacked up on mysterious drugs.

While on a trip to Germany, Jon Huck manages to lose most of his clothes.

Joey Diaz explains the link between a neighborhood cat and getting clean.

Tom Segura returns home from college for the first time and ends up in the emergency room.

Doug Benson gets drunk, wins a dance contest and then gives everyone a real show.

The Walsh Brothers tell the story of the a touching moment of Boston civic pride.

When she was young, Jackie Clarke lacked a personal sense of style, which was occasionally an obstacle.

Ari Shaffir learns the importance of following directions after he spends some time at a strip club.