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Chelmsford 123

7.4·2 seasons·13 episodes·30 min avg.

Chelmsford, Britain in the year AD 123; there is a power struggle between Roman governor Aulus Paulinus and the British chieftain, Badvoc. Britain is a miserable place, cold and wet – just the place to exile Aulus for accidentally insulting the Emperor's horse, but also give him something useful to do. Aulus, probably a play on Aulus Platorius Nepos, the governor of Roman Britain between 122 and 125, was a rather delicate Roman, who was usually outwitted by the scheming Badvoc, who hadn't had a haircut for twenty-five years.

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Arrivederci Roma
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Mar 9, 1988·9.0

Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfriend (a horse!). They arrive in England to a surprisingly warm welcome from the Brits but inadvertently upset them at the first night celebration.

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What's Your Poison?
What's Your Poison?
Mar 16, 1988·8.0

Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison from Wolfbane with a view to killing Badvoc. Aulus is dismayed when Grasientus is exposed as a poisoner... but then Badvoc and Aulus are found to be up to the same tricks.

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The Girl of My Dreams
The Girl of My Dreams
Mar 23, 1988·8.0

Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice after their cheif's three daughters are de-flowered. The women lay seige to Aulus, Badvoc, Grasientus and Functio for over a month.

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One for the Road
One for the Road
Mar 30, 1988·10.0

Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel that is being run by Badvoc and his men and being frequented by Functio. Blagg makes a career change from Shepherd to Masseur.

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Vidi, Vici, Veni
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Apr 6, 1988·9.0

Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them into sending a ransom demand of 100 bags of gold to Aulus.

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Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
Apr 13, 1988·9.0

Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a day - and so the Romans naturally choose Badvoc.

Cast

5 credited
Rory McGrath
Badvoc
Jimmy Mulville
Aulus Paulinus
Neil Pearson
Mungo
Howard Lew Lewis
Blag
PP
Philip Pope
Grasientus

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