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Series · 1995–1996Ended

Porkpie

7.0·2 seasons·12 episodes·30 min avg.·United Kingdom

Porkpie was a British sitcom on Channel 4 television starring Ram John Holder as Augustus "Porkpie" Grant. It was a spinoff from Desmond's. Porkpie kept several key characters from Desmond's and in the first episode Grant was seen standing outside the barbershop Desmond used to run, saying: "Desmond, since you died it hasn't stopped raining. I know how much you used to say it can rain in England, and it's true. Must be one of two things: either a thousand angels weeping for you, or you having a good drink up in heaven and you spilling it all over the place."

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Why Me?
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Nov 13, 1995

Porkpie borrows a pound from Michael and uses it to buy a winning lottery ticket, to the tune of £10 million.

02
Spend, Spend, Spend
Spend, Spend, Spend
Nov 20, 1995

With his lottery winnings banked, Porkpie buys a new car and goes shopping for a country estate.

03
Maid in Heaven
Maid in Heaven
Nov 27, 1995

Porkpie decides to hire a maid, and invest his money in an Arts Centre for the people of Peckham.

04
The Centre
The Centre
Dec 4, 1995

Porkpie's Art Centre finally opens.

05
And Lead Us Not Into Temptation
And Lead Us Not Into Temptation
Dec 11, 1995

A paranoid Porkpie lays traps for his friends, convinced they only like him for his money.

06
The Lovely Legs Escort Agency
The Lovely Legs Escort Agency
Dec 18, 1995

Love is in the air for Porkpie when he meets a drama teacher at the Art Centre. Meanwhile, Mandy tries her hardest to persuade an unenthusiastic Michael into starting a family of their own.

Cast

5 credited
Ram John Holder
Augustus 'Porkpie' Grant
Derek Griffiths
Benjamin 'Benji'
Geff Francis
Michael Ambrose
Matilda Thorpe
Mandy Ambrose
Llewella Gideon
Leone

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